TRAVEL WITH TWINS: Home again…eventually!

By JEANNIE WONG
SACRAMENTO — This is a portion of what I wrote on Sunday afternoon while sitting in the Orlando airport:

Going home! After five days and four nights at Disney World, we are pointing ourselves back toward Northern California.

Although tired, my girls are rallying over the smallest things — the shuttle bus ride over from the rental car-return site, watching their stuffed animals go through security, having Dad buy them yet another ice cream. (A recurring theme, if you’ve been following along.) … All in all, I would say that this trip has been a huge success.

So many cool memories, and — every parent will appreciate this — we’re taking home only a few toys. …

Oh Jeannie. How naive you are. Only minutes after writing my happy little missive, the news broke over the loudspeaker:

Because of the pouring rain, with the occasional lightening strikes — just the kind of conditions you want for a long flight — our plane to Salt Lake City was going to be delayed at least two hours, which would put the final leg of our trip, from Salt Lake City to Sacramento, in jeopardy, as well.

Well, in every great trip, a little @#$% must fall. And in this case, it came in the form of unrelenting rain.

OK, time to regroup. I looked over at my surprisingly patient and resilient girls — much more resilient than my stomach on this trip, let me tell you — and wondered if it would be fair to keep them waiting even more. As it was, we were forced to check out of our lovely resort at 10 this morning (Hellooooo, Hilton Resort People — you ever hear of the noon checkout, let alone at 1?) to then cool our heels at the nearby Downtown Disney, a huge mall-like venue also found in many other cities.

Then it was on to the airport, where we had already been hanging out for two hours when the news hit.

After a quick debate (with me voting to stay the night and trying again tomorrow), we went with The Spouse’s plan of getting the heck out of Dodge. In his mind, if the storm broke enough for us to fly out, that would be a good thing; bad weather was already predicted for the following day, possibly stranding us again.

Fortunately, the weather did break and we made it to Salt Lake City, but as we feared, not in time to make our connector. We were met at the gate at nearly 11 p.m. MountainTime by an incredibly cheery agent who handed us a hotel voucher and four travel kits (“Take them, they’re cool! There are T-shirts in them and everything!”) and off we stumbled.

(A side note: The folks in Salt Lake City, especially at the airport, were very kind and helpful to us; on the next day, when one of our daughters spilled her hot chocolate, a vendor at one of the eateries gave her another one for free. And we hadn’t even purchased ours there.)

The new hotel was clean and close, and our flight home today was mercifully uneventful and, at about an hour and a half, happily short. We landed this afternoon to clear skies and a spontaneous cry of “Yippee, we’re in Sacramento!” from one of my girls, eliciting smiles from the people in the next row.

So, as I look back now, what are some of the things I’ve learned from this trip?

Fast food can be a good thing:
That weak stomach I alluded to? It arrived unannounced on Saturday night, the last day of our vacation, when The Spouse and I thought we’d have something else besides chicken nuggets, pizza and hot dogs for meals. So we sat down to a nice dinner, complete with tablecloth, silverware and full table service, at one of the restaurants in the Magic Kingdom. And while it tasted great going down, it wasn’t so good for me a few hours later. I should have stuck with the hot dogs.

My girls are just as happy traveling four-star or two-star:
The voucher that the airline handed us in Salt Lake City was for a chain motel that, at $69 a night, was a far cry from the one-bedroom suite with full-kitchen and “waterfall” bath that my girls had been lapping up for the last few days. But I was pleased to see that they were just as excited about the $69 accommodations — in the individually wrapped Styrofoam cups in our room, in planning what they were going to eat for breakfast the next day in the tiny lobby.

Most parents will tell you that they don’t want to be raising spoiled little snobs and, at this point, it appears that my girls aren’t — even if their parents would have definitely preferred the one-bedroom suite.

My girls are good travelers overall:
I started out my guest posts on this blog by confessing that I had been a travel weenie, afraid of the hard work and/or anxiety that might come with traveling with young kids. Well, I’ve seen that my 6-year-olds can find the fun in whatever situation — easy or hard — that is put in front of them, making the best of things — and making my job on the road a whole lot easier.

So maybe traveling with the kids isn’t as scary as it seems. Just be flexible, keep a sense of humor — and make them wash their hands, ‘cos they’re gonna wanna touch EVERYTHING!

I envision many more family trips ahead. Thanks for following along on this one  — it was great having you with us!

(You’ll find links to Web sites with helpful tips, information and more on the Cool Travel Sites page. –G. Gross)

TRAVEL WITH TWINS: Rain-free replay

By JEANNIE WONG
ORLANDO — In childhood parlance, we got a do-over.

The days are back to being sunny and bright, with no signs of the thunderstorm that had chased us away, sopping (but surprisingly happy), from the Magic Kingdom earlier this week. We even got to see the parade again, in its entirety. Lovely.

Of course, with the sun, Spring Breakers and the approach of the weekend, the crowds have been growing increasingly dense, although not unmanageable. At least, not yet. Today is Saturday. We shall see how that goes. On Thursday, our first day at the park, the wait in lines was about 15 minutes; on Friday, that had moved up to 30 minutes. Still tolerable for adults, an eternity for 6-year-olds.

Another difference between adults and 6-year-olds? The kingdom seems a little less shiny, a bit more prosaic. Don’t get me wrong: I’m having an incredible time. Some of the new attractions are awesome, and the more established ones, still reliably fun. But I’m now enjoying it through the eyes and experiences of my children. Ack! Does that mean I’ve finally grown up?!

Let me suck down my third coffee and ponder that.

This morning, before we take off for our third — and final day — at the Kingdom, we took a slight respite and fired up the in-room DVD player, where my girls enjoyed another screening of “The Princess and the Frog,” a truly sweet movie, with wonderful music.

As I sat back and watched with them, I had to wonder why Princess Tiana, Disney’s first African-American princess, hasn’t had a more visible role at Disney World, alongside fellow royals Cinderella, Snow White, Belle and Sleeping Beauty. She should.

I’m told Tiana does play a stronger part at California’s Disneyland. I’m happy to hear it — it is a golden opportunity to show that it really is a small world, after all.

(You’ll find links to Web sites with helpful tips, information and more on the Cool Travel Sites page. –G. Gross)

TRAVEL WITH TWINS: Raining on Walt’s parade

ORLANDO — So it rained on my (Disney World) parade last night, and here I thought there was never any inclement weather at the Happiest Place on Earth.

And I’m not talking any old rain — it was a thunderstorm accompanied by wild gusts, causing parade-goers to scurry like rats. You gotta give it to the park’s “cast members,” however. They gamely performed and marched on, bolstered by cheers and applause from the soggy crowd.

Speaking of that crowd, most of what was left of it, my family included, huddled under a small, covered bench area during the show, and was still standing there long after the last lighted float had rounded the corner and out of sight. Now what?

Well, I had faith in Disney’s famously solicitous crew — they would save us. They’d bring umbrellas, hot chocolate, you’ll see. That’s what Walt would do.

Minutes passed, ticking quickly toward midnight. My wet daughters began to claw at our clothes — “Let’s go!” — and the tourists around us began debating game plans in French, Spanish and English.

“Well, I guess I’m just going to have to make a run for it,” muttered the guy standing next to us in a Southern drawl. And off he hoofed, leaving the rest of us to watch after him dolefully.

Well, I guess we were going to have to make a run for it, too. My girls had on thick hooded sweatshirts and my husband was at least wearing a baseball cap.

Me? I had nothing.

We bolted. Down Main Street, away from Cinderella’s Castle and toward the railroad station, standing like a beacon at the park entrance. We pulled our now-delighted girls behind us, trying to keep them from stopping and splashing in every puddle that we encountered.

No such luck.

When we reached the first shops, we stopped to catch our breath. And, of course, The Spouse decided that that was a good time to buy himself and the kids some ice cream. Because it’s always a good time for ice cream.

While he was doing that, I ducked across the street and into a store where I noticed people streaming out, wearing white vinyl ponchos. Aha! I knew Uncle Walt wouldn’t let us down. Up at the counter, I gave a broad smile. Two adult ponchos and two kid ponchos, please. And that would be $30.

OK.

As I worked my way back to the door, I bumped into a damp woman and her family: “Oh, good! Where did you get those?” she asked in a slight European accent. “Over there,” I pointed. “Four are $30.”

“What?!” she exclaimed, her eyes protruding. “When we were here the last time, they gave them out for free!”

Well, thank goodness I wasn’t the only one with sunny-side-up expectations.

In the end, everything turned out fine. It was a great day, and for my girls, the rain was one of the best parts, trumping most of the rides. (Although not the spinning tea cups. They rode those twice — wisely before dinner.)

The forecast today calls for partly cloudy skies. I’m taking the ponchos with us when we go back this afternoon.

Mine already has a hole in it.

(You’ll find links to Web sites with helpful tips, information and more on the Cool Travel Sites page. –G. Gross)

TRAVEL WITH TWINS: A little Heaven in Timeshare Hell


By JEANNIE WONG
DATELINE: POOLSIDE, ORLANDO, Fl
— OK, that’s obnoxious, I know. But the way I see it, sitting here in the slight Florida breeze, ordering lunch and watching the kids and Spouse splash around, it’s all just payback for sitting through a timeshare presentation this morning.

In actuality, it wasn’t all that bad, as timeshare presentations go. The sales team was nice, but earnest, and ushered us through with the timed and friendly precision of a speed-dating session. After feeding us a continental breakfast and spiriting the girls away to a supervised Kid Zone, we were primed for the dance.

Frankly, midway through, as much as we had vowed to remain strong and stoic, Spouse and I did allow ourselves a moment to dream, to seriously consider dropping a nice chunk of change today in exchange for vacations in luxurious locale for the rest of our lives. Or as they liked to tell us: “In perpetuity.”

Ah, perpetuity, we nodded. Of course.

Three times they showed us a different set of numbers, and three times we duly crunched them.

Hmm, we could do it, we thought. But should we?

No. Sigh. Wouldn’t be prudent. Dang it. Maybe next year.

To their credit, the sales team was understanding, resigned even. They didn’t blame us for saying no, and we didn’t blame them for trying…

I interrupt this blog to exclaim: Hey! They have a Starbucks here! Now, I really am in heaven!

Now, back to our story.

The girls are starting to poop out a bit. Not surprising. We were out till nearly 11 again last night, watching the Illuminations fireworks show at Epcot. Impressive, just like the park.

And what else can you possibly say about a place that has had millions of words written about it? There was more walking than I had expected, even as my buddy Greg cautioned me that Epcot stands for Every Person Comes Out Tired. But the trekking was certainly worth it to see the girls’ eyes light up as they met half a dozen of their favorite Disney princesses.

Fancy meeting them there.

This afternoon: the Magic Kingdom. I’m guessing we’ll see a princess or two there, as well.

(You’ll find links to Web sites with helpful tips, information and more on the Cool Travel Sites page. –G. Gross)

TRAVEL WITH TWINS: Stares and ceiling faucets

By JEANNIE WONG
ORLANDO, Fl. — Well, that wasn’t so bad.

After five hours-plus across country, we landed in Orlando at 9:30 p.m. Eastern time with two tired but extremely happy little girls. They were so cheery, in fact, that they had refused to be beaten by the cramped and crowded planes or the inevitable earaches that hit during the first leg of the trip.

Sure, they were occasionally restless, but then they would rally. SpongeBob helped — he was a featured player on the small screens in the seatbacks in front of us, courtesy of satellite TV.

The girls didn’t even seem to mind that we were crammed in the next-to-last row, by the single working lavatory in the back (note to self: Ewww!) or that some of their fellow passengers, waiting for said lavatory, would plant themselves by us and stare down, unblinkingly.

And really, I’m not talking about casual glances — at least three people turned their bodies fully toward us and gaped at my daughters as if they were monkeys in a zoo. Yes, I know folks, they are awfully cute. But can you look at some of the other people around us now?

Still, it could have been worse.
No, that's not a misplaced shower curtain rod.  It's a stream of water.  The bathtub fills from the ceiling!!
“Yeah, you got the front, but their butts were turned toward me,” complained my understandably affronted Spouse, who was seated across the aisle. “I think you got the better part of the deal.”

And in hindsight — pun fully intended — he was right.

Since we’re talking about looking back … I’m not sure if, in doing this over, I would have arranged for us to arrive in Florida so late in the day. 

We initially thought that we’d give ourselves a break — fly out of Northern California at the completely civilized hour of noon. No rushing around, maybe sleep in a little. Yeah, right. I was up at 4:45, brain already whirling with what to pack for three. (Spouse was left to fend for himself.)

So, with two flights (and a mad rush through the Atlanta airport in between to catch our connector), baggage pickup and rental car, we didn’t get to our hotel until 11 p.m. Even so, everywhere we looked, the place was crawling with kids — all still wide awake and wired, just like ours.

Orlando is a little like Vegas for 10-year-olds.

As for our hotel, it’s such a new property, it doesn’t even show up on a GPS yet. Called the Parc Soleil, it was pitched to me as being only minutes from Disney World. (The pitchwoman also mentioned something about a waterfall in the bathtub — well, I had to see that.)

The property, of course, did not disappoint. With lots of fountains and a giant wildslide (which my girls were ready to try out at midnight; they didn’t), the place was a welcome sight. I couldn’t help but also covet the in-room, fully appointed kitchen. And I don’t cook.

This morning, we used it to brew a pot of coffee, which I am now enjoying. And The Spouse and kids are splashing along with dozens of others in the pool downstairs. It’s sunny here, about  70 degrees.

Oh, and that waterfall? Instead of coming from a common faucet, water spills down in a stream from the ceiling, filling the large oval, freestanding tub below.

OK, that was worth seeing.

Text and photos by J. Wong

(You’ll find links to Web sites with helpful tips, information and more on the Cool Travel Sites page. –G. Gross)

TRAVEL WITH TWINS: We’re off!

By JEANNIE WONG
SACRAMENTO, Ca. — Let me start by saying that, since having kids, I’ve become a travel weenie.

I’d heard all the stories and, admit it, you have, too: The tantrums! The inconsolable crying! The nasty looks! And that’s just between the parents.

Of course, I salute all those brave moms and dads who have taken trips with their young family. Imagine, hoisting on board a sleepy/cranky/teething/fill-in-the-blank toddler, complete with car seat, stroller, extra clothes and irreplaceable lovey — not to mention bags and bags of diapers — bound for some distant and exotic locale.

Admirable.

But me? The second thing you need to know about me is: I’m a comfort junkie. Give me a vacation with as less stress as possible and I’m a happy camper. (And that’s just figuratively speaking — I’ve never been camping in my life. You know, that comfort thing.)

That’s why this trip and its timing seemed so doable for myself, my husband and our just-turned-six-year-old twin daughters. Even the cost of the accommodations seemed reasonable in this down economy. (This is where you need to note a third fact about me: I’m always on a hunt for a deal.) And when the folks with Hilton Grand Vacations called, offering a package at one of their “resort properties” in Orlando — just minutes from Disney World — I bit.

(I’m a silver-level member of the Hilton Honors program, having driven up points last year during a family trip to Seattle; I’m not sure if that’s how I attracted the attention of the HGV types. In any case, they like to plan, and book far ahead — this trip was set up several months ago.)

The price of a four-day, five-night stay in a unit with living room, dining room, kitchen, master suite and laundry area will be about $590.

OK, so we’re required to attend a two-hour “sales presentation” during the trip, too. Can you say timeshare, boys and girls? But they’re also throwing in a $200 rebate certificate, to be used at one of their other hotels later. I chose the Embassy Suites. Suites are big with our family.

Our airline tickets were purchased via Expedia, and four-day park passes and a rental car procured using a AAA discount.

All in all, not too painful. Now we just need to actually get there.

The distance from Sacramento, Calif., to Orlando, Fla., is 2,395 miles. Because of heightened security, our plan is to get to the airport as early as two little girls will allow. We’ll be flying all day, making a single stop, in Atlanta. The first leg of the trip will be about four and a half hours and the second about one and a half hours.

The last time our family flew, it was on a flight that was only about an hour long — and our daughters were restless about 20 minutes into it. Free peanuts only get you so far.

This time, reinforcements will include some favorite books, sketch pads, one well-loved toy for each girl, a laptop with two sets of ear buds and a handful of DVDs. Heck, we’ll even throw in some peanuts.

Plus the promise of the Happiest Place on Earth.

Text and photos by J. Wong

(You’ll find links to Web sites with helpful tips, information and more on the Cool Travel Sites page. –G. Gross)